Tuesday, December 25, 2007

To the guy who tried to steal my car...

Hi.
I own the car you tried to steal last week. Yeah, the blue Honda. That was the first car I ever bought, I spent months looking for the PERFECT car. That one you tried to steal? That was my perfect car.

I hope you didn't cut yourself when you smashed my window in. It looks like the tinting kept most of the glass from splashing everywhere. Except the seat. I also hope it wasn't too difficult for you to remove the steering column cover. I had a hell of a time trying to get it off when I installed my stereo wiring. Looks like you did okay though.

But tell me something, I really am curious: How long did you spend trying to hotwire my ignition before you realized the battery was dead?

Signed,
McManjammas

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